[Jeesusest]



JESUS WAS JEWISH
* He went into His father's business
* He lived at home until He was 33
* His Mother was sure He was God

But then again, just maybe
JESUS WAS IRISH
* He never got married
* He was always telling stories
* He loved green pastures

Or perhaps,
JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
* His first name was Jesus
* He was bilingual
* He was always being harassed by the authorities

Then again it is possible that
JESUS WAS ITALIAN
* He talked with his hands
* He had wine with every meal
* He worked in the building trades

There are those who believe
JESUS WAS BLACK
* He called everybody "brother"
* He liked Gospel
* He couldn't get a fair trial

Some of us suspect that
JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN
* He had long hair
* He walked around barefoot
* He started a new religion

However there is one other possibility------
MAYBE JESUS WAS A WOMAN
* He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
* He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
* Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do